It's a lucky visit for me — my girlfriends are clearly in the mood for sex

You can't fuck the secretary at work — it's good that the wife always gives

Stick your dick in. I don't have any money, but I'd like to go for a ride

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

Friend girl, you suck it, but I'll sit on my face and let him try